"I'm driving like perfect"

This is what my friend says after having "like" three bites of a pot brownie.

All I could say was "lol oh ok"

Funny but wrong, she is only taking her car from the street to the garage and its like, late.

Ass Play Guy (matt) didn't call or text. Loser. I gave him a rub and tug too... Add a massage and I should send him an invoice.

I miss the kids I nanny for. Some days I truly just want to grab them and hang out at the park.
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