the gap

The distance between life as you dreamed it, and life as it is

poop poo painting

Where a child decides its a good day to rip off diaper and paint wall, carpet and himself I won't know

But somewhere as children sleep sugar plum fairies dance in their head they imagine poo poo painting

Sure to horrify and awe all who witness this brown masterpiece

Gloves, heavy duty cleaners and a strong will are neccisary

placemat new food check off

Thank you to super nanny for this excellent idea... Create a placemat and as new foods are introduced give kid a star and they may check off the foods they have eaten/ tried

5 foods?= a reward?

5 minute mouse

Did she just pull that outa her vagina

5 minute mouse

individual fries

Warning: buying one large fry and splitting it two ways will cause what can only be described as a titanic hissy fit. The large fry and share is not acceptable to children. However spending $2.50 extra to buy individually wrapped fries is the mostun- economical and yet sanest available alternative.

The large fry split and share is not an option for those still part of the playground crowd

tupperware, bandaids and relativeß

Very odd that one grows under the same roof as others.

No tupperware for my mother, yet as soon as I had an extra 20 I bought tupperware

My mother forbids bandaids and I cannot remember the last time I wqanted one.

Oh ur nature shows who u may eventually become