I dont need a date that bad...

So i have decided, i dont need a date that bad.

I am fine going to sleep alone.
Not having sex. suure i can handle that.

I actually just want a guy to appear, sex me up a little, move in with me and pay some of my rent. That sounds like a better plan!

So I am sure that is much easier to attain!

Back to the Tweeder. We've actually finally spoken on the phone. TWICE! He's funny, a drinker and sounds like a surfer. Ha.

Hundreds of Text messages later. Still no date. I once got a "have sweet dreams" and then "Merry Christmas Hottie" ... I believe he has legs. And a penis. By the time i get to see it i may have grown into my 70's. Sheeze

So Match.com.. I haven't bothered to log in.. The pictures and desperation of some men is enough to make me heave a little. Especially since we are around the holiday season.. Everyone is Lonely! Ha not me, i have a kitty and a texty buddy