Ahh 3476 views and nothing

Right so how do 3,476 Men (i presume) look at your profile and only 91 send emails?

What am i doing wrong? Am i totally that unattractive? Do I come off a bit too harsh, odd, slutty, stupid, Orange County?

Fuckin send me an email, I mean of the 91 guys who have emailed me I would say five of these guys were worthy of a email reply. The other could easily be catagorized as an unknown Species.

So this has been a waste of my money. Utter failure. Terrible idea. I am doomed to singlehood forever. I will have to buy more porn and relinquish myself to one night stands with guys at bar's who have no idea how to spell my name.. If they even know it.

Yes this is my mind.. It races like mad.. then of the 91 emails i get this delightful grin in my inbox...



Hmm cute enough.
Maybe rather goofy, a good thing
Doesn't like California girls.. BIG BAD RED FLAG!!

fuck it, i am desperate. I reply to his cute emails.. Hmm, funny, spells well, interesting and witty..

Right, so now I have his number, and his myspace (he found me, a slight bit stalker-ish but i will let it slide, maybe he needs sex as much as me)...

So i have his phone number. And he thinks I am not as innocent as i look.. Hmmm back to the bad "california girl, dont date them"...


Right this could be over before it even starts