Wednesday, this is competition?

So Wednesday, probably 30 days into my Match.com story.. And How many emails? Ah, thats right not a single email today! Yep, not a single email

How is this possible? So I did a reverse search, what is my competition? Who might the other ladies be? Who is stealing the spotlight from me.. Because I am fantastic, Fat and slightly ditzy but non the less fan fuckin tastic...



They are my enemies. I lay behind the scene's watching them all be paired up. I am sure there in-boxes are filled. And mine, like my heart, remain empty.

Ohh lord. Not even Match.com wants me. This has to be a conspiracy.

Oh Monday.. What have I done..

Happy Monday.

My Quest for a sexy bachelor has proven unsuccessful thus far. I spend all of Sunday Sending out sultry emails to hotties.. such as these guys...



This is in response to what filled my 'wink' box..


Now yes, I am desperate...

But that desperate? I think some of those pictures defy logic.

I can understand their need for Match.com. And if that is the BEST this website has to offer why I am On it? Am i so socially inept that the best i can get fall under the category of Mormon, Gardener, Terrorist and Other.

Oh Monday, And no emails, not even one of those attractive men emailed me back, I don't even know if they have legs for fuck sake and yet I am Distraught that even match.com folk don't want me.. The idea of a date on friday night is not looking promising.

I made a date with the Gym. I know that will not dissapoint. It wont result in a steamy Bedroom romp. But as the days go on i dont think match.com will either.. Ohh Lord why am i a member until January 2008.

This is actually torture.