The Nanny Rambles. The Bree Rants.

a forum for me to express the things that float around in my head.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Hmm what do i feel today?

i woke up. super excited... a date tonight, i earned it.. a friday, means i get to wear jeans.. SWEET!! then oohh about 11am, i am thrown a looop.. everything sucks. i get constantly picked on by mommy. she says i dont do this, i dont do that. but i earn that right. i pay my way. i do whatever in my power to make everything okay, and some how i am the one who gets told off. you dont do this, you dont do that. fuck it. grrr

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

the gay dog snatcher!!

So, RyanW's got a roommate. He is gay. which is fine... then he decided he was going to let his boyfriend move in, rent free, taking up space, and causing overall misery. Essentially these two men are using the nice homeowner.

So RyanW comes home, he is going to grab the Dog, and take her to my house.. When ryanw gets home, the dog is not there. the roommates are not there. Many calls later, and it turns out the gay roommates boyfriend took the dog, for a walk? to the park? we do not know, he is missing in action...

so i am pissed. ryanw wants to run the guy over. i dont think that is a good idea. but i do think these two need to be kicked out. they have overstayed and abused their welcome.

random questions of the world

The Most Random Questions You Will Ever Fill OutThis one is different.1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?nope.2. Are you single?i am not sure3.Do you have hairy legs? oh heck yes4.Do you like monkeys? not so much.5. How many fillings do you have? i have 36. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? the lake all time.7. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?um, wont you die?9. Do you wear a lot of black? every day to work, its more professional10. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?no, except mace.12. Do you know what a sphincter actually is? little area between ass and other parts.13. Describe your hair? blondie, sorta long, and poofy some days14. Are you a wild beast?oh i am crazy...15. Do you like to have fun? sole purpose of my free time and existance??17. Do you like mayonnaise? i love it, i love mustard more though!18. Are you afraid to die? no, but i am afraid of what happens to the soul and body.19. Do you like playing in leaves?i would..20. Do you like lyme tics?huh?21. Have you ever thrown up on somebody? yes i have, the hot hot neighbor.22. Are you an adult?yes.24. Do you think you have a good handle on spelling? i spell very well.25. Are you a television addict? no, but i watch it at night and the news in the AM.26. Do you think M.J. is guilty? guilty, possibly.. being a target yes27. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?yeah. i wanna do it again LOL28. On a swing?no.29. Do you like Elvis?yeah when he was skinny
30. Do you enjoy watching animals "do it"? in all respects no way31. Ever been hit on at a zoo?i haven't been to a zoo since i was 16. 33. Does your mom think someone's hot?the norway guy34. Are you a sugar freak?not so much.35. When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit it's the cops"? all the time. only strangers knock, all others walk in36. Will you ever have sex with a total stranger?no. well what constitutues a stranger?37. Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it?mhmm yes i have38. Do you like orange juice?it's okay in small amounts, and fresh.39. Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly? i dunno?40. Where do you wish you were right now?spending time, and not dealing with the gay puppy heist drama41. Did you enjoy this? i dont wanna do homework42. Did you eat your glue as a child?no way.43. Did you ever put beans up your nose?probably.44. Have you ever heard your parents having sex?ew, yes. GROSS!45. Have your parents ever caught you having sex?yeah :/ SO EMBARASSING.46. Can you roll your tongue?i sure can.47. Can you lick your own nose?never.48. Do you like Halloween?oh, if all in participation.50. Do you remember Jem and the Holograms? rainbow bright?.51. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue? i sorta can.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Monday fun-day?

Monday. what a fun day. when the boss is away. the mice will play.. actually, just me, i spent fourty minutes looking at a map on mapquest. how retarded am i? And then about 2 hours checking and replying to personal emails, then 2 more hours doing homework, on top of that i left 5 minutes early and rolled in 22 minutes late.. omg. my day went by all too quickly. the boss is back tomorrow. and its a good thing, cause i have me some questions, about the little work i did do today..

Relationship. i do not know. i am no longer saying "my boyfriend" and my myspace says Single. i am not changing it until January. i will back off. be the hero and the cool girl until then, ya know, getting roommates, doggies.. Good sex (ok not all the time), but take it one day at a time. ryanw is cool, he called today, totally nice and happy, i wish it could be like that every day.!!

dont go to walmart on a monday, it sucks, especially when christmas is like 27 days away. omg. people freak out! it was sprinkling (here in california! Ohh my!!) people drive all crazy..

Sunday, November 26, 2006

So wha to think..

i went to Mammoth, with my mom and sister. it was great. i didn't wanna move... too cold... too much drinking.. AHH

anyway, i get home, and the boy goes "i wanna hang out" my answer is... due what you want... And he comes over at midnight.. my mom rips into him, and he feels like a assface. and he is.. But i cant help but think things are going to work out. i mean god gives you certain people in your life, and you gotta try for them. ambition, dreams.. it will all work out? he said it would?!!

So wha to think..

i went to Mammoth, with my mom and sister. it was great. i didn't wanna move... too cold... too much drinking.. AHH

anyway, i get home, and the boy goes "i wanna hang out" my answer is... due what you want... And he comes over at midnight.. my mom rips into him, and he feels like a assface. and he is.. But i cant help but think things are going to work out. i mean god gives you certain people in your life, and you gotta try for them. ambition, dreams.. it will all work out? he said it would?!!